funny questions & answers kay kuya Kim., dami ko ding natutunan sa mga tanong nyo tweeps!
some question are absurd others are intellect!., how are you gonna rate this?,
Q: If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, bakit may antimatter?
A: That's the energy theory.
Q: bakit nagbabara ang ilong pag nagpapamassage?
A: lying flat on your tummy with pressure causes mucus from chest to go to head.
Q: nakakamatay b ng lamok ang KATOL?
A: oo pati tao. use sparingly.
Q: i'm just curious . how can we determine if a cockroach is a male or female ?
A: male has wings, female has no wings.
Q: Ano po ang difference ng typhoon sa tropical storm?
A: mas malakas ang typhoon (119kph) sa tropical storm (89kph)
Q: ano po ang pagkakaiba ng climate sa weather? thanks!
A: climate is permanent, weather is temporary.
Q: anu po ang mas mabigat na skin? male o female?
A: depende size ng male at female. mas mabigat skin ni dabiana sa skin ni dagul.
Q: anong type ng cobra po ba meron ang pilipinas?
A: Naja philippinensis and Ophipagus hannah. (phil and king cobra)kuya kim ano po yung umaakyat na hindi bumababa ?
Q: kuya kim ano po yung umaakyat na hindi bumababa ?
A: presyo ng gasolina.
Q: pagkakaiba ng alligator sa crocodile?
A: alligators have broader snouts and an overbite.crocs have narrow snouts and an underbite
Q: What do you call male ballerinas?
A: danseur
Q: bakit masakit sa dibdib pag nasasaktan damdamin ng tao?
A: emotional pain affects breathing patterns which is felt in chest area.
Q: may buto po ba ang mga langam?
A: insects are invertebrates. wala silang buto pero may hard exoskeleton sila
Q: kuya kim, ano pinag kaiba ng fiber s fibre?:)
A: american and uk spelling
Q: babae ba o lalaki si pooh?
A: amoeba si pooh. wala siyang sex.
Q: Kuya kim anu english ng "Puyo" As in ung puyo sa ulo.?
A: "cow lick"
Q: anong masarap na sawsawan sa bangus?
A: toyo at kalamansi kung ihaw. wala kung sinigang.
Q: What is the fastest land animal in the world?
A: the cheetah
Q: Is it possible to lie without saying a word?
A: yes. when your husband kisses you with someone else on his mind.
Q: Whats the hardest language to speak?
A: the language of love is hard to speak if the heart is clouded by the mind.
Q: saan po gawa ang bola ng bilyar?
A: used to be ivory now a synthetic stone called "nitrocellulose"
Q: how fast the tsunami can travel?
A: as fast as 800kph
Q: kua kim san po nag mula ung salitang "para" pag bumababa ng jeep?
A: the spanish verb "parar" meaning to stop
Q: what is the other term for sleepwalker?
A: somnambulist
Q:Can animals commit suicide?
A: yes. lemmings jump to their death in the sea for no apparent reason.
Q: Hello ano pong English na "apir"?
A: UP here or high five!
Q: ang dragonfly po ba isang uri ng dragon?
A: nope, hindi din ito fly. dragonflies are "odonates" predators that eat mosquitoes
Q: hindi ba pwedeng 'infraGREEN' at 'YELLOWtooth'?
A: infrared is in the red spectrum, blue tooth named after king bluetooth.
Q: Why is an "OWNER" type of jeep named such?
A: the "owners" ride it and not paying passengers
Q: takot ako magmahal ano ang phobia na yun?
A: phobia sa kaligayahan. ang tawag sa iyo ay "lonely" be brave, step out of it.
Q: Who's the first lesbian in the earth?
A: greek poet sappho of the island of lesbos liked men and women
Q: Whos' the 1st gay in the world?
A: caligula was bisexual, in the bible, men in sodom wanted to make love to the male angels.
Q: Why do pigs have curly tails?
A: only domesticated pigs from years of selective in breeding. wild pigs still have straight tails
Q: who discovered milk, what was he doing with the cow?
A: pre historic man, sucked milk straight from a cow's teat, imitating calves.
Q:Kuya Kim nasaan na yung Ark ni noah?
A: Sa taas ng Mt. Ararat
Q: ano difference ng goto, lugaw, pospas and arroz caldo?
A: goto laman loob, lugaw kanin lang, pospas at arroz caldo manok.
Q: ano po ba ang mga unang kulay na nakikita ng mga baby?
A: blue. kaya kulay blue ang nursery
Q: ano po sa tagalog ang clue?
A: pahiwatig
Q: silbi ng kuko sa mga daliri at paa?
A: pre historic times, for protection and traction, like wild mammals
Q: ano po ba ang use ng facial hair?
A: insulation against the cold. whole face was covered with hair pre historic times
Q: Kuya kim anong animal ang hindi natutulog sa araw at hindi naman natutulog sa gabi?
A: "dead animal" all animals need sleep.
Q: Ano yung tawag dun sa case na may "6 fingers" on both hands and feet?
A: polydactily
Q: a cockroach lands on a soap bar, does it make the roach clean or the soap dirty?
A: makes the roach soapy and the soap roachy.
Q: What happened to Lapu-Lapu after he defeated Magellan?
A: he died of old age.
Q: paano naimbento ang kiss?...
A: primitive man, exchanged food mouth to mouth as a sign of affection
I think this is enough for now.,
...to be continued...
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